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TEXAN HEALTHCARE SOLUTION . . .   'Hello.'   'Mrs. Obama, please.   'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Obama, this is Doctor Jones at the Houston General Laboratory.  When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another  Mr. Obama arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'   'What do you mean ?!?' Mrs. Obama asks nervously.   'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.' 'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again ?!?' questioned Mrs. Obama.   'Normally we can, but Texas Health will only pay for these expensive tests one time.' 'Well, what am I supposed to do now ?!?' 'The folks at Texas Health recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town, around Westhimer.  If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him !!!' MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!   aa//

Re.: Reasons why I HATE flying First Class . . .

Reasons why I HATE flying First Class . . .   Every time I fly First Class, the stewardess ALWAYS approached me and . . . Question : "What would you like to have . . . Fruit juice, Soda,Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee ???" Answer: "Tea please." Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or Green tea ???" Answer : " Ceylon tea. " Question : "How would you like it ??? Normal or white ??? " Answer: "White, please." Question: "Milk, or fresh cream ??? " Answer: "With milk, please. " Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk." Answer: "With cow's milk please. " Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow ???" Answer: " Um, I'll just take it normal. " Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ??? " Answer: "With sugar, please. " Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ??? " Answer: "Cane sugar, please. " Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar ??? " Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or distilled water ??? " Answer: "Mineral water, please. " Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ??? " Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst, Thank You . . ." MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!

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