Ketawa Ketiwi He He He: Re.: Reasons why I HATE flying First Class . . .

Minggu, 08 November 2009

Re.: Reasons why I HATE flying First Class . . .

Reasons why I HATE flying First Class . . .

Every time I fly First Class, the stewardess ALWAYS approached me and . . .
Question : "What would you like to have . . . Fruit juice, Soda,Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee ???"
Answer: "Tea please."

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or Green tea ???"
Answer : " Ceylon tea. "

Question : "How would you like it ??? Normal or white ??? "
Answer: "White, please."

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream ??? "
Answer: "With milk, please. "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk."
Answer: "With cow's milk please. "

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow ???"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it normal. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ??? "
Answer: "With sugar, please. "

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ??? "
Answer: "Cane sugar, please. "

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar ??? "
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or distilled water ??? "
Answer: "Mineral water, please. "

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ??? "
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst, Thank You . . ."