Minggu, 08 November 2009

Fw: TEXAN HEALTHCARE SOLUTION . . .

TEXAN HEALTHCARE SOLUTION . . .
 
'Hello.'
 
'Mrs. Obama, please.
 
'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Obama, this is Doctor Jones at the Houston General Laboratory.  When your husband's doctor sent his
biopsy to the lab last week, 
a biopsy from another  Mr. Obama arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
 
'What do you mean ?!?' Mrs. Obama asks nervously.
 
'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can't tell which is which.'

'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again ?!?' questioned Mrs. Obama.
 
'Normally we can, but Texas Health will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now ?!?'

'The folks at Texas Health recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town, around Westhimer. 
 If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him !!!'





 

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