Jumat, 03 Desember 2010

Fw: Childbirth at 75

Childbirth at 75

With all the new technology regarding fertility, such as EIVF [enhanced in vitro fertilization], recently, a 75-year-old very goodfriend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit her and her still robust and athletic 80-year-old husband.

"May I see the new baby ??" BADU asked.

"Not yet." she said.  "I'll make coffee and we all can talk for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and BADU asked again, "May I see the new baby, now ???"

"No, not yet." she said.

After another fifteen minutes had elapsed, BADU asked again, "May I see the baby, now ???"

"NO, not yet." again, she replied.

Growing very impatient, BADU asked . . . "Well, when can I see the new baby ?!?"

"WHEN HE CRIES !!!" she replied.

"WHEN HE CRIES ?!?!" BADU demanded . . .

"Why do I have to wait until he CRIES ?!?!"


And, she said . . .

And, she said . . .


"BECAUSE WE FORGOT WHERE  WE PUT HIM, O.K.!?!?!"







  


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