Fw: TELL A WOMAN A STORY ... [whaaaa, ha, ha, ha, ha ...]

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED ... What is the difference between girls & women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78 ??? At 8 --- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story !!! At 78 -- What story ???   What bed ???   Who the hell are you  ??? According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor "ontohod" is reading emails. You just hang in there sunshine !!! 1-- Mau Relax Ketawa Ketiwi he he he klik disisi 2--Mau baca blog yang serius ? klik disini 3--http://www.BikinDuit.com/?ref=extrajoss 4--Mau Toolbar Ketawa Ketiwi ? Keren Boo ! klik disini 5--Sekolah Gratis & Rumah Sakit Gatis ? --aa--