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Senin, 29 Juni 2009
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Fw:World's funniest airport names; rudest, weirdest and strangest [whaaa, ha, ha, ha ...]
Monday, June 22, 2009 World's funniest airport names; rudest, weirdest and strangest From Batman to Bloodvein, Fukui to Fort Dix, Wee Waa to Wuhu, cheap flight site Skyscanner has painstakingly scoured its vast database of over 10,000 airports from Indonesia to the Ivory Coast and handpicked the funniest, rudest and weirdest airport names in the world. All are genuine, official airports, recognised by the International Air Transport Association (IATA). Skyscanner's Top 10 Personal Favourites: 01. Batman Airport (BAL) Turkey 02. Useless Loop Airport (USL), Australia 03. Black Tickle Airport (YBI), Canada 04. Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania 05. Moron Airport (OZP), Spain 06. Ogle Airport (OGL), Guyana 07. Brest Airport (BES), France 08. Eek Airport (EEK), USA 09. Pickle Lake Airport (YPJ), Canada 10. Raspberry Strait Airport (RSP), USA Watch your language – airports that may offend !!! 01. Old Crow Airport (YOC), Canada 02. Fukui Airport (FKJ), Japan 03. Dang Airport (DNP), Nepal 04. Pratt Airport (PTT), USA 05. Ponce Airport (PSE), Puerto Rico 06. Fort Dix Airport (WRI), USA 07. Tsili Tsili Airport (TSI), Papau New Guinea 08. Gaylord Airport (GLR), USA 09. Shafter Airport (MIT), USA 10. Phi Phi Island Airport (PHZ), Thailand 11. Fak Fak Airport (FKQ), Indonesia 12. Big Bell Airport (BBE), Australia Say what now ??? The strangest sounding airports 01. Gorom-Gorom Airport (XGG), Burkina Faso 02. Wee Waa Airport (WEW), Australia 03. Wagga Wagga Airport (WGA), Australia 04. Woodie Woodie Airport (WWI), Australia 05. Wuhu Airport (WHU), China 06. Xingning Airport (XIN), China 07. Puka Puka Airport (PZK), Cook Islands 08. Flin Flon Airport (YFO), Canada 09. Kar Kar Airport (KRX), Papua New Guinea 10. Linga Linga Airport (LGN), Papua New Guinea 11. Muko-Muko Airport (MAL), Indonesia 12. Mala Mala Airport (AAM), South Africa 13. Sabi Sabi Airport (GSS), South Africa Airports you might prefer not to fly to ... 01. Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania 02. Slave Lake Airport (YZH), Canada 03. Asbestos Hill Airport (YAF), Canada 04. Desolation Sound Airport (YDS) Canada 05. Crooked Island Airport (CRI), Canada 06. Deception Airport (YGY), Canada 07. Broken Hill Airport (BHQ), Australia 08. Warroad Airport (RRT), USA 09. Battle Mountain Airport (BAM), USA 10. Battle Creek Airport (BTL), USA 11. Mysore Airport (MYQ), India 12. Bloodvein Airport (YDV), Canada 13. Storm Lake Airport (SLB), USA 14. Red Devil Airport (RDR), USA 15. Rifle Airport (IRD), USA 16. Deadhorse Airport (SCC), USA 17. Cue Airport (CWT), Australia 18. Alert Airport (YLT), Canada 19. Danger Bay Airport (DGB), USA 20. Colon Airport (ONX), Panama 21. Gaspe Airport (YGP), Canada Airport or Zoo - airports for animals ??? 01. Monkey Mia Airport (MJK), Australia 02. Murnansk Monkey (MMK), Russia 03. Squirrel Cove Airport (YSZ), Canada 04. Big Trout Airport (YTL), Canada 05. Snake River Airport (YXF), Canada 06. Goose Bay Airport (YYR), Canada 07. Whale Cove Airport (YXN), Canada 08. Beaver Creek Airport (YXP), Canada 09. Muskrat Dam Airport (MSA), Canada 10. Sheep Mountain Airport (SMU), USA 11. Elk City Airport (ELK), USA 12. Deer Park Airport (DPK), USA 13. Hawk Inlet Airport (HWI), USA 14. Big Bear Airport (RBG), USA 15. Red Dog Airport (RDB), USA 16. Moose Jaw Airport (YMJ), Canada 17. Mammoth Lakes Airport (MMH), USA 18. Wolf Point Airport (OLF), USA 19. Chicken Airport (CKV), USA 20. Fox Airport (FOX), USA 21. Duck Airport (DUF), USA 22. Atlanta Beaver Ruin Airport (JAO), USA And finally, a little fun with IATA Airport Codes: 01. DIK – Dickinson Airport, USA 02. NOB – Nosara Beach Airport, Costa Rica 03. KOK – Kokkola/Pietarsaari Kruunupyy Airport, Finland 04. BOG – Bogota Airport, Columbia 05. BUM – Butler Airport, USA 06. PEE – Perm Airport, Russia 07. POO – Pocos De Caldas Airport, Brazil 08. SEX – Sembach Airport, Germany 09. EAT – Wenatchee Airport, USA 10. FAT – Fresno Yosemite Airport, USA 11. DOH – Doha Airport, Qatar 12. CAT – Cat Island Airport, Bahamas 13. DOG – Dongola Airport, Qatar 1-- Mau Relax Ketawa Ketiwi he he he klik disisi 2--Mau baca blog yang serius ? klik disini 3--http://www.BikinDuit.com/?ref=extrajoss 4--Mau Toolbar Ketawa Ketiwi ? Keren Boo ! klik disini 5--Sekolah Gratis & Rumah Sakit Gatis ? --aa-- |
Fw: TELL A WOMAN A STORY ... [whaaaa, ha, ha, ha, ha ...]
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED ... What is the difference between girls & women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78 ??? At 8 --- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story !!! At 78 -- What story ??? What bed ??? Who the hell are you ??? According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor "ontohod" is reading emails.You just hang in there sunshine !!! 1-- Mau Relax Ketawa Ketiwi he he he klik disisi 2--Mau baca blog yang serius ? klik disini 3--http://www.BikinDuit.com/?ref=extrajoss 4--Mau Toolbar Ketawa Ketiwi ? Keren Boo ! klik disini 5--Sekolah Gratis & Rumah Sakit Gatis ? --aa-- |
Sabtu, 27 Juni 2009
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Kamis, 25 Juni 2009
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Rabu, 24 Juni 2009
Fw: IKLAN BERSAMA KAMI..
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Selasa, 23 Juni 2009
ketawa, Never too many friends
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Minggu, 21 Juni 2009
Fw: Hayu saha anu wani.........Golf with Stevie Wonder ...Tiger Wood ajah jiper !!!
Hayu saha anu wani.........Golf with Stevie Wonder ...Tiger Wood ajah jiper !!!!!!.....he he he......................... Golf with Stevie Wonder ... Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, 'How's the singing career going ??' Stevie replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf ??' Woods replies, 'Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now.' Stevie says, 'I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.' Tiger says, 'You play GOLF ??' Stevie says, 'Yes, I've been playing for years'. Tiger says, 'But -- you're blind !! How can you play golf if you can't see ??' Stevie Wonder replies, 'Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.' 'But, how do you putt ??' asks Tiger. 'Well', says Stevie, 'I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice.' Tiger asks, 'What's your handicap ??' Stevie says, 'Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer.' Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, 'We've got to play a round sometime.' Stevie replies, 'Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. That a problem ??' Woods thinks about it and says, ' I can afford that, OK, I'm game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play ??' Stevie Wonder says, 'Pick a night' 1-- Mau Relax Ketawa Ketiwi he he he klik disisi 2--Mau baca blog yang serius ? klik disini 3--http://www.BikinDuit.com/?ref=extrajoss 4--Mau Toolbar Ketawa Ketiwi ? Keren Boo ! klik disini 5--Sekolah Gratis & Rumah Sakit Gatis ? --aa-- |
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Sabtu, 20 Juni 2009
ketawa, Chat Tips & Tricks for you.
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Kamis, 18 Juni 2009
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Rabu, 17 Juni 2009
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Senin, 15 Juni 2009
Fw: How to Spot a Gay Terrorist ...
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Minggu, 14 Juni 2009
Fw: SOLUTION TO THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS ...
SOLUTION TO THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS ... It is August 2009. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor. The hotel owner takes the banknote in a hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes €100. The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt. The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay €100 for pigs he purchased some time ago. The farmer triumphantly gives the €100 note to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit. The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she was owing the hotel for her hourly rooms used to entertain clients. At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and takes his €100 back and departs. There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small townspeople look optimistically towards their future. 1-- Mau Relax Ketawa Ketiwi he he he klik disisi 2--Mau baca blog yang serius ? klik disini 3--http://www.BikinDuit.com/?ref=extrajoss 4--Mau Toolbar Ketawa Ketiwi ? Keren Boo ! klik disini 5--Sekolah Gratis & Rumah Sakit Gatis ? --aa-- |
Re:Guolizhang restaurant, BEIJING.
Guolizhang restaurant, BEIJING. IF U ARE IN BEJING PLEASE VISIT GUOLIZHANG RESTAURANT IN BEIJING & TRY OUT THEIR DELICACIES WHILE YOU ATTEND THE SUMMER OLYMPICS THERE. The Guolizhuang Restaurant in Beijing. There are four franchises in the city alone, and the chain is expanding: there's one i in Atlanta, Georgia, in Chinatown. The Guolizhuang menu is a broad introduction to the medicinal benefits of eating animal penises and testicles. Ox penises help manliness. They're cut along the side and shaped into little stars. The yak penis is served with a dragon. In the Guolizhuang restaurant there are more than 30 different animal penises on the menu. And for very special guests there's a list of others. 'Henry's whip' is the house speciality at Beijing's Guolizhuang restaurant. It's a sheep's penis on a stick covered in mayonnaise, sweet cheese, served on a bed of lettuce. A platter of ox and dog penises. The consistency and taste remind one of overly bitter rings of calamari, apparently. The penises are often dipped in soy or hot sauce. For women, eating penises is supposed to be good for the skin. Donkey penis served on a bed of lettuce: For Chinese guests, eating the sexual organs is not a test of courage, but rather a treatment for the libido. At the Guolizhuang restaurant, customers can even order deer and sheep fetuses. There is a saying : "The Chinese eat everything with four legs, except tables -- and everything that flies except airplanes," goes a Chinese saying. Bast Rgds From China 1-- Mau Relax Ketawa Ketiwi he he he klik disisi 2--Mau baca blog yang serius ? klik disini 3--http://www.BikinDuit.com/?ref=extrajoss 4--Mau Toolbar Ketawa Ketiwi ? Keren Boo ! klik disini 5--Sekolah Gratis & Rumah Sakit Gatis ? |