Minggu, 15 Februari 2009

Date: Sunday, February 15, 2009, 8:57 AM


The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated
that name and asked everyone not to call him
Onestone. After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone
calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him
that any more. Then one day a young woman named
Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped, grabbed her and took her deep into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird
died from exhaustion. The word got around that
Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his
given name until A woman named Red Bird returned
to the village after being away. Red Bird, who was
Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,
Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep
into the forest, then he made love to her all day,
made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but
Red Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on...
take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going
to love this !!! Everyone knows ... You can't kill
Two Birds with One Stone


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