Nyot....Nyot....Nyot

Stop reading when you've heard these ........

Mbak Tutut di tanya teman cowonya: "Kenapa pake kerudung?",
dan dengan genit dia menjawab: "kalo pake kondom namanya TITIT..."

After making love, si cewek megang2 punyanya si cowok.
Si cowok nanya "Loe mau lagi?!"
"Enggak, cuma nostalgia aja, dulu gue juga pernah punya"

Two girls having shower together:
1st girl : I have so much hair on my p....! why u dont have any hair?
2nd girl: Do you think grass can grow on a busy road.??

Bahwa sesungguhnya Manusia itu berKEMBANG BIAK bukan dgn
PEMBUAHAN tetapi dengan cara STEK karena yang ditanam adalah
BATANG nya bukan BIJInya.
Jika Lontong isi daging namanya AREM-AREM, tapi kalo daging
di masuki LONTONG pasti namanya MEREM-MEREM dech...!!

Menurut Pakar sex Dunia ajaran 'KAMASUTRA' tidak sehebat ajaran
leluhur kita dari Jawa yaitu : MINAK JINGGO
yang artinya : Miring Enak Njengking Monggo....

What men do after sex?
2% eat;
3% smoke cigarettes;
4% take a shower;
5% go to sleep and
86% get up and go back home to their wives.

Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.

A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these
are CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS.

Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down.
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage.
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says:
You want to play magic. She says: What is that?
He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.

What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month,
lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!

Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my
mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say,
"TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".

What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is
over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.

MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast
say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP !
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP !!!!"

GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!

Kenapa nyamuk bunyinya Nguing x2...?
Karena yang dihisapnya darah....
Coba yang dihisapnya SUSU ?!?
Pastilah bunyinya ..NYOT...NYOT..NYOT...!?!


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