Re.: This is too much......!!!!!!!!"

Mr.Badrun comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck, and she said  : "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby . . . ! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."  The next day, Mrs.Badrun receives a telephone call from PLN because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Badrun ? "  "Yes...... Speaking . . ."  PLN, "You're a month overdue, you know !!!" "How do YOU know ?!?" stammers the young woman.   "Well, ma'am, it's in our files.... !!" says the guy.   "What are you saying....????? It's in your files ... HOW....?????"     "Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue. "  "My GOD......!!!!!!...... ... This is too much......!!!!!!!!"       MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ atau  klik disini 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI 6-- VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE - "ONLINE BIZ"   Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!

Fw: GOOD ONE . . .

GOOD ONE . . . . . . . .   Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities. One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."   God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere." "I'm sorry to hear that," the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again." "You can see him if you wish," God said. "I will give you the power to gaze into hell." So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde. The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell cannot be that bad."   God explained. "Things are not always as they seem. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't." MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ atau  klik disini 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI 6-- VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE - "ONLINE BIZ"   Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!

Fw: Indonesiian Cow . . .

. . . Indonesian Cows . . .   The only cow in a small town in Australia stopped giving milk. The townsfolk found they could buy a cow in Indonesia quite cheaply. They brought the cow from Indonesia and it was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.  If he approaches from the back, she moves forward," they said.  When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.  If he attempts from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Indonesia ?!?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had bought the cow over from Indonesia. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Indonesia ?!?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Indonesia . . ." MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ atau  klik disini 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI 6-- VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE - "ONLINE BIZ"   Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!

Re:badminton yu ?

Re: Carita Sunda

Carita Sunda Tengah peuting, keur tiris pisan......da hujan mani gede pisan kuring  teh teu kuat hayang...kacai, meni mules pisan .............ret katingali anak pamajikan meni talibra sare na..................saking teu kuat jeung hoream ka cai anu aya diluar,... ah keun weh dina kasur miceunna ceuk jero hate ....Geus beres teh, angkat weh budak anu karek 1 taun teh dipindahkeun sarena ka tempat kuring....Pas isuk2 harudang ...........ceuk pamajikan teh  bari jojorowokan panik: " aduh euleh ....euleh si dede teh miceun keur bobo, tapi naha meni arageung kieu de....emam naon kamari? jaba bau-na audzubilah min zalik "... MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ atau  klik disini 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI 6-- VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE - "ONLINE BIZ"   Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!

Fw: help

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.     A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'       The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.' What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.' Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?       Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.' The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling… And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!! MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ atau  klik disini 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI 6-- VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE - "ONLINE BIZ"   Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!

Fw: Funny Arts (very creative) !!!!

Tanggal: Kamis, 20 Mei, 2010,     MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ atau  klik disini 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI 6-- VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE - "ONLINE BIZ"   Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!

Fw: 7 JENIS PENYAKIT WANITA (YG SANGAT DITAKUTI PRIA)

7 JENIS PENYAKIT WANITA (YG SANGAT DITAKUTI PRIA)    1. NANGISISTIS Akibat terlalu sensitif. Gejalanya bibir cemberut, cendrung rada monyong, mata kedip-kedip. Efek sampingnya mata bengkak, saputangan banjir, hidung meler, bawaannya ngurung diri atau terkena penyakit Curhatitis A. Penyakit ini bisa diobati dengan obat Tegaridol, OBH (Obat Berhati Hitam), Jedotin atau Pentogin. 2. CURHATITIS B Bawaannya pengen nyerocos. Efek samping rahasia orang bisa bocor, terkena Nangisitis. Penyakit ini bisa diarahkan positif jika ia bercuhatitisnya ke orang yang tepat, apalagi sama Tuhan, tempat penyembuhan curhatitis paling aman...Hmmm 3. SHOPPING SYNDROME Gejalanya pengen jalan mulu, mata melotot. Efek sampingnya ngiler, mulut nganga, dompet jadi tipis. Jika sudah masuk stadium 4 (parah banget) dompet cowoknya ikut tipis. Coba minum hematcold atau tablet PD (Pengendalian Diri)… 4. CEREWETISME Lebih parah dari Curhatitis B, tidak mengandung titik koma. Efek samping muncrat, telinga tetangga budek, dada cowoknya bisa jadi lebih halus karena sering mengelus. Lebih cepat makan pil dengar dan minum tablet bicara lebih diperlambat. ... 5. LAMANIAN DANDANITIS Pengennya diem depan cermin. Tangan kiri gatel-gatel pengen pegang sisir, tangan kanan kram-kram pengen teplok-teplok pipi pake bedak....Hmmmmm. Efek samping: menor, telat, cowoknya berkarat, nggak kebagean makanan. Minum segera Sari Bawak (Bagi Waktu) dan Taperi (tambah percaya diri). Buat cowok minum Toleransikipil 230 butir  sehari sesudah dan sebelum mandi.! 6. CEMBURUNOMA/CEMBURUNOTOMY Gejala muka lonjong, tangan mengepal, alis menukik. Coba cegah dengan obat sirup prasangka baik tiga sendok sehari, pil pengertian dan tablet selidiki dahulu.! 7. NGAMBEKILITIS Gejala hampir sama dengan Cemburunotomy. Minum obat Sabaron dan Bersyukurinis. ..! MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ atau  klik disini 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI 6-- VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE - "ONLINE BIZ"   Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!

Fw: Who said that ?

Who said that. First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The teacher introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the class. As the class start, th e teacher says: "Let's start with a small quiz in American history". Who said "Freedom or death?" Suddenly silence and only Suzuki raises his hand:"Patrick Henry, 1775. in Philadelphia. ""Very good Suzuki". And who said: "The nation is it's people and as such can never die?"Suzuki raises his hand again: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington." The teacher looks at her students and says: "Shame on you, Suzuki is a Japanese and know American history better than you."A silent voice from the back of the class: "Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese""Who said that!?", yells the teacher.Suzuki raises his hand and says: "General MacArthur, 1942, Guadalcanalu, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the Chrysler management board meeting, Detroit."The class is in silence and you can again hear a silent voice:"Suck my c*ck!!!"The teacher is furious: "I've had enough. Who said that?"Suzuki: "Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, Oval Office, 1997 in Washington." Another voice yells:"Suzuki is sh*t!"Suzuki: "Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil moto Grand-Prix in 2002."The class goes wild, the teacher starts crying, and in walks to the school Principal she said: "What the hell is going on?, I am going to quit !!"Suzuki: "Sri Mulyani, Ministry of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia, 2010 when KPK auditors were in her office..... Hehehhhh, ES MAU BISNIS FRANCHISING SYARIAH KELAS UKM ? INVESTASI CUMA 200 rb.Rp - SILAKAN KLIK DISINI. UNTUK  LOGIN  KETIK = DBS2146698, PW=baratajaya , INSYAALLAH  HALAL- MUDAH - dan  MURAH,  http://www.duta4future.com/ atau  klik disini 1--BISNIS 5 MILYAR Rp, MODAL 180 rb Rp KLIK DISINI 2--MAU BACA BLOG YANG SERIUS ? KLIK DISINI 3--MAU TOOLBAR KETAWA KETIWI ? KEREN BOO ! KLIK DISNI 4--MAU PUNYA PASIVE INCOME ?? MODAL CUMA 280 rb Rp SAJA 5--KETAWA KETIWI YUU KLIK DISINI 6-- VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE - "ONLINE BIZ"   Raih Asset 1 Milyar dalam 1 bulan klik disini !!!!