Ketawa Ketiwi He He He

Sabtu, 07 Maret 2009

Fw:THIS is a KEEPER !!!

THIS is a KEEPER !!!

A Keeper

Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, work shirt and a hat; and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other.

It was the time for fixing things: a curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep.

It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, re-heating leftovers, renewing; I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more.

But when my mother died, and I was standing in that clear morning light in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more.

Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away... never to return. So... While we have it, it's best we love it... And care for it... And fix it when it's broken... And heal it when it's sick.

This is true: For marriage... And old cars... And children with bad report cards... Dogs and cats with bad hips... And aging parents... And grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep, like a best friend that moved away or a classmate we grew up with.

There are just some things that make life important,

like people we know who are special... And so, we keep them close !!

I received this from someone who thinks I am a 'Keeper,' so I've sent it to the people I think of in the same way...

Now it's your turn to send this to those people that are 'Keepers' in your life.

Good friends are like stars...

You don't always see them, but you know they are always there !!!!

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Fw:The Old Lady and Two Bags ......

The Old Lady and Two Bags ......

Another you might have heard.........

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.'

'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady.. 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.

Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'

'Well, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop.. OK? Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'

Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'

Senin, 02 Maret 2009

DR. Udin Supradin, MSc itu maksudnya…....aya aya wae

Tersebutlah sebuah nama,Udin Supradin,supir camat dari pelosok desa.

Suatu hari dia minta berhenti bekerja pada Pak Camat.Alasan dia karena akan mencoba ngadu nasib merantau ke Jakarta .

Di Jakarta mula-mula dia bekerja sebagai tukang angkut barang di Tanah Abang.Dia terbilang amat rajin dan ulet dalam bekerja. Setelah terkumpulkan sedikit demi sedikit modal, dia mencoba untuk usaha sendiri.

Dia mulai menggelar dagangan di pinggiran jalan Tanah Abang.

Nasib rupanya memihak kepadanya, beberapa tahun kemudian…

Dia berhasil memiliki kios kain di

dalam pasar.Usahanya terbilang sukses

Sampai kemudian Dia mampu membangun rumah besar di Depok, di sekitar lingkungan perumahan dosen UI.

Di Sekitar Komplek tersebut Dia cukup terpandang, karena rumahnya yang lebih besar dari sekelilingnya,
Namun…

Ada hal yang membuatnya agak canggung,
karena tetangganya di Komplek semua akademisi, macam-macam gelarnya, ada DR, Prof., ada PhD. dll.

Udin merasa kurang "sreg" dan kurang "keren" kalau papan namanya tidak tercantum gelar seperti tetangganya.

Oleh sebab itu maka segera dibuatlah Papan nama dari pelat perak, dengan nama "DR. Udin Supradin, M.Sc"

Suatu ketika ayahnya datang berkunjung ke rumahnya.

Alangkah bangga dia begitu melihat nama anaknya di papan nama depan rumah.Kemudian dia bertanya dengan nada gembira dan bangga,

(karena setahu dia, Udin hanya tamatan SMP dan setelah itu bekerja jadi sopir dan hanya berdagang).