Sabtu, 21 November 2009

Fw: Can U read this?

Subject: Can U read this?

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> Can U read this?

> fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
> Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
> uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
> aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in
> waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the
> frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses
> and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
> mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
> Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can
> raed tihs forwrad it. If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than
> those who cant

Ciao !!!
AA




 


Re.: THE TIMES OF INDIA - RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT!

ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA

RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT!

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH (DON'T LAUGH; DEAD SERIOUS)

Madam :

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore .  Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab ..  I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long.  My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly.  I am playing hardly also.  Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller.  Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.  Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man.  I am always laughing loudly at everyone.  I am jolly. I am gay.  Ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.  Am always giving respect to the ladies.  I am always allowing ladies to get on top.  That is how nice I am.  I am not having any bad habits.  I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.  Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything.  Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.  What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday...  That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and my things into your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day... Fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.  If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come.  So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet looking up with lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon

Yours and only yours

Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore , Punjab






 


Fw: Mr.Bulu Thok !!! - World's Hairiest Man in China

World's Hairiest Man in China

 

 

Yu Zhenhuan from China is the world's hairiest man with hair covering 96 percent of his body. Yu was diagnosed with a rare condition that causes hair to grow in places it normally shouldn't. He was born in a farmer family and when he was only 2 years old his parents noticed he had hair coming out of his auditory canals. His situation worsened as he grew up and now almost his entire body is covered with long thick hair.

But Yu might have the chance of living a normal life, he is now undertaking a laser treatment to have his hair removed. Basically, every hair on his body will have to be zapped with laser. That can't be pleasant, but for Yu Zenhuan it's nowhere as painful as looking in the mirror.

Couple of days ago his girlfriend posted some new photos on a Chinese forum.
Here they are.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 


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